1.28.2009

Don't Get Blogged Down

So my friend Chuck Skoda told me that I needed to start a blog. I like to write about God and Sports. Hopefully this blog has a good balance of both. And if you know my me to any extent you know that there will be some random and funny things that are written on here as well. 

To start things off, I figured I'd share my short list of dream jobs. (counting down to #1)

5. NFL Chaplin How fun would it be to get to be with an NFL team all the time and not have to work out! You'd get so much free gear and you could still have another job during the week. Sounds ideal to me.

4. In Game Director for an NBA Team Orchestrating giveaways, finding celebrity look-a-likes in the crowd and playing the perfect music at the perfect time would be my main focus.

3. NBA General Manager I swear I could do better than 50% of the guys with these jobs right now. I would adapt many of the ideas of my favorite sportswriter Bill Simmons. All it really takes is some common sense. My motto: DO NOT HIRE KNUCKLEHEADS!

2. SportsCenter Anchor I have dreamt of this one my entire life. I would move to Bristol, Connecticut if they offered me a job. How cool would it be for EVERY athlete to know who you are. I bet more athletes know who Stuart Scott is as opposed to the Secretary of Defense.

1. Pastor Yawn. This is what I'll end up doing.